What's wrong with Cutlass people? and what other rides are favoured by the sketchy crowd?

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo) 01/05/2017 at 19:39 • Filed to: None

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That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:41

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Nissan Maximas. I boot cars for work, probably 20% of my ‘clients’ are Maximas.

LongbowMkII > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/05/2017 at 19:45

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Though maximas are consistently the best cars on CL under $1000. Makes sense.

My citroen won't start > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:45

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Bro trucks

Nissan Maximas

Old Caravans and Town&Countries

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/05/2017 at 19:48

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I’ve noticed that maximas can’t drive, and rapidly collect dents.

whoarder is tellurium > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:48

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Chevy Cavaliers

Pontiac Grand Ams

6th gen Chevrolet Monte Carlos

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > My citroen won't start 01/05/2017 at 19:49

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I have installed breathalyzers in many examples of all three!

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > whoarder is tellurium 01/05/2017 at 19:49

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ALL pontiacs ALL monte carlos ever.

S65 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:49

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Sketchiest 

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:50

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Maximas and Altimas with badly aimed hids bought at buy here pay here lots, and old q series infinitis.

jkm7680 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:51

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Pre 2007 Impalas, pre 2005 Maximas, anything with ‘22 inch rims.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > S65 01/05/2017 at 19:52

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true, but different from the 2 door cutlass crowd. (rear drive bro, It HANDLES!) The only thing an 86 cutlass handles better than is a 76 cutlass

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > S65 01/05/2017 at 19:53

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Not enough febreeze in the world will get rid of the crappy weed smell and body odor from taking your date to Burger King for your first anniversary while talking about your promotion at Best Buy.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/05/2017 at 19:53

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G35s are getting there.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:54

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It’s up there for the official douchecruisers of NJ.

Phatboyphil > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 19:54

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Not really, but it’s a trend I’ve started to notice and will probably grow.

Dodge Chargers

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Phatboyphil 01/05/2017 at 20:02

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that’s already happening.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 20:05

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Sorry if you own one but: YOU GODDAMN KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!!

mazda616 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 20:06

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Impalas.

Spaceball-Two > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/05/2017 at 20:22

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I like the weed smell and making assistant manager of dongles is a BIG deal!

kgman > Phatboyphil 01/05/2017 at 20:23

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Definitely Chargers 

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 20:28

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Around here? 2nd-gen Acura Legends seem to be favored by ppl who need wheels and presumably want roomy and/or cushy-comfy but who have zero coin for any maintenance or repair

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Spaceball-Two 01/05/2017 at 20:29

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*assistant to the regional manager of dongles

vondon302 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 20:36

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Whut?

f86sabre > whoarder is tellurium 01/05/2017 at 21:05

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I haven’t seen a Cavalier or Grand Am in ages.

ranwhenparked > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 21:08

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Altimas, G6s, Grand Ams, Impalas, Grand Marquis, and older Chargers and 300s.

Frank Grimes > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/05/2017 at 21:13

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yeah juggalos love chargers.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > vondon302 01/05/2017 at 22:47

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see photo above, that one is too nice for the “cutlass folks”

My bird IS the word > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/06/2017 at 00:49

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cars of this vintage are “luxurious” as well as being dirt cheap. Basically, they are favored for pimpmobiles and donks.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > vondon302 01/06/2017 at 09:00

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I don’t mean to bash on the cutless suprime guys (well, a bit) but as a bodyman I can guarantee this: Be seen doing some kind of autobody in public and you will hear “hey my buddy gots this cutless....” every frigging time.

vondon302 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/06/2017 at 09:06

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Lmao